07 August 2009

God-Jesus Robot

the god-jesus robot comes with the worst accessory ever! plus on the box the god-jesus robot has a bouquet of flowers, are you fucking series. where's micheals sword of vengence, or some sort of rapid fire laser gun of salvation. when i was a kid i had a robot that looked like this. It wasn't a vessel for the lords holy divination, though it did come with a little tube of some highly toxic substance that you could inject into a tiny hole in the back, and it would make smoke come out of the robots mouth. i wonder if the god-jesus robot does that.

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